It was a bit of a disaster, to be honest. Bud had a plan, a grand vision. He would take Jeanne and Will to a dungeon in the Minecraft Bukkit mod, GuildEra. It did not go to plan.
The plan was that Bud would wear leather and wield a bow, Will would wear iron and carry a diamond sword, and Jeanne would tank with diamond armor and an iron sword. Off they go!
They enter the first floor, ready to conquer.
The first floor was tiled in hell mud, slowing their movement to a crawl which allowed the skeleton spawner to fill the room with arrows.
Once finally on the 2nd floor (out of 10) they got laid into by silverfish. Bud got backed into a window, and then…
… out of the window. He lived, and quickly darted back up the steps.
Bad idea. Skeletons quickly killed him, making him the first casualty of the adventure. He would not be the last.
Bud tried to follow Jeanne for protection but the monsters overwhelmed them.
Ok, that’s bad… Bud just got an arrow to the head and Will’s dead from falling from the tower.
Bud took off running and was caught on fire by a horde of Blazes. He figured – rashly, in fact – that the easiest way to get to the top was just to run like a bat out of hell.
That decision got all three of them killed.
Bud finally made it to the top, and lo and behold, there was a frickin’ Ghast spawner. WTF?!
The treasure chest was found… and it had a bow and some gold bars. Rip. Off.
Floata died to skeletons.
Next Bud got killed by the ghasts, Jeanne died to a spider and the quest was brought to a swift end.
Or was it?
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