Bud and Will are villainous – but you all knew that. In this case, though, there’s proof – and it’s in DC Universe Online. Bud took his old evil avatar, Frozen Tomb (originally seen in this live blog) and joined up with Will’s higher-level newcomer, Willchaos. Willchaos is kinda catty, as you’ll soon see. The guys supply some commentary on some scrapbook pictures.
Bud: There we are! I’m on the left, you’re on the right. Funny how we picked the same color scheme on accident.
Will: Look at the short little man on the ground. How’s the weather down there, runt?
Bud: It’s cool. I’m cool… it’s all cool when you’re Frozen Tomb.
Will: What’s that red balloon in the background?
Bud: It’s a Chinese lantern. We’re in Chinatown so… dammit, that’s not what we’re here to talk about. Back on topic!
Bud: Here I’m trying to fly to you… but I don’t fly. I glide. Gliding sucks.
Will: You should have taken flying lessons, slowpoke.
Bud: Hey, I’m a speed runner. I can run up walls, across ceilings, and jump up buildings. I’m not that slow. I just can’t fly.
Will: Well, that is kind of sad.
Will: Who wants to sit down?
Will: Furniture store!
Bud: That’s ok… I’m good.
Will: You wanna rob it then?
Bud: Ok, race you for it.
Bud: Hold still, you have something on your nose.
Will: Suicide, anyone?
Bud: … never mind.
Bud: That’s cheating.
Will: Kind of.
Bud: Get down here and play fair!
Bud: Dance fight!
Will: No, we’re sparring to kill time until the baddies respawn.
Bud: Same thing, right?
Bud: Dude, what are you doing?
Will: He’s having a nightmare.
Bud: Does it involve giant cats?
Bud: And there he is! The overgrown tabby crosses the finish line first, winning today’s Metropolis Mania 500.
Will: The first ever!
Bud: And last.
Will: It’s a race of death.
Bud: Ok, who the freaking hell is this? Who’s girl did I piss off?
Will: That’s mine, I was looking for a date.
Bud: Well you are going to need a new one – I’m going to kill this one
Will: You suck.
That’s all from today’s DCUO scrapbook. Catch more later!