Get ready, it’s DC Universe Online again – fashion show style.
Bud: Welcome to our Chaos is Gaming Fashion Show!: Today’s subject, Will’s cat. He’s trying not to make any vulgar jokes, and I’m trying to edit them out.
Will: I need neutered.
Bud: WHY? Why do you tell me these things??
Will: Do you want a bunch of little p…. cats… things…. running around?
Bud: STOP. Just stop. We’re analyzing your costume not the cat.
Bud: It’s Darth Kitty!
Will: Ninja kitty.
Bud: Isn’t that a Youtube video?
Will: Here’s a building top shot.
Bud: You look like a Roman gladiator.
Will: Well… you’re right. I do, don’t I?
Bud: What look were you going for here?
Will: King of the Romans!
Bud: More like Roman Belic.
Will: We’re going to the ball.
Bud: What… no. You and me? Hell no.
Will: I was talking about the Joker ball, the mini game with the presents.
Bud: … I knew that.
Bud: Put some clothes on, cat!
Will: WTF? What am I wearing? I have a patch on my face. Just call me Patches.
Bud: Fits a cat.
Bud: And we’ve come full circle. Your first look!
Will: Isn’t he a cute kitty? He’s gloveless… helmetless… armorless…
Bud: He’s gear-nude.
Will: He was a tame kitty.
And thus ends todays fashion show. Let’s get one more word from our star of the show, Will.
On second thought, we’re done here.